5/20/2009
5/12/2009
The Best Description of LA I've Ever Heard
[A] crazy, scary town that will eat your soul and then puke it up because it has too many calories.
From here, a guide on How to Get Divorced by 30, which is, incidentally, also a funny article.
5/01/2009
I can't take it anymore
Dear Miss Carrie Prejean:
You do NOT "represent" the state of California, as you put it. No one voted for you! A panel of idiot judges elected you most agreeable in a state bimbo competition -- that's it! You do NOT represent us. You are an idiot and an embarrassment to womankind. You want to know who does represent the state of California? Try DiFi and Boxer. If you're going to sign up to be a mouthpiece for NOM at least read some talking points before going into your silly interviews and TV appearances.
Dear Miss "California": please shut up.
Ah, the Russians to the rescue:
Thank you, Mayakovsky, for giving us some insight on the realities of being a propaganda mouthpiece. (From his poem, "A Cloud in Trousers".)
You do NOT "represent" the state of California, as you put it. No one voted for you! A panel of idiot judges elected you most agreeable in a state bimbo competition -- that's it! You do NOT represent us. You are an idiot and an embarrassment to womankind. You want to know who does represent the state of California? Try DiFi and Boxer. If you're going to sign up to be a mouthpiece for NOM at least read some talking points before going into your silly interviews and TV appearances.
Dear Miss "California": please shut up.
Ah, the Russians to the rescue:
Each word, each joke,
which his scorching mouth spews,
jumps like a naked prostitute
from a burning brothel.
Thank you, Mayakovsky, for giving us some insight on the realities of being a propaganda mouthpiece. (From his poem, "A Cloud in Trousers".)
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