Education

Things we, the people, have learned in 2007:
1. If you are openly homophobic, you are definitely gay.
1 1/2. If you are in the Catholic ministry, you might be gay. Only probably possibly gay, though.
2. If you still go out shopping on Black Friday, you are a consumo-tard.
3. If you shout louder than your opponent on TV, you have won the debate, unless he/she then later contradicts you on YouTube and/or their blog.
4. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake anymore, thanks to global warming.
5. Thinking, "Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt" may have made the high school years bearable, but it hasn't made W's reign all that much easier.
6. There's never been a better time to be in stodgy 'Old Europe', with the dollar in the state it's in.
7. It sucks to be in Iraq, be you Iraqi, Kurdish, US Troop, Haliburton employee, or otherwise. The country's just sort of a giant 'suck hole' at the moment, though it appears the GOP are still getting their rocks off there.
8. It kind of just sucks to be anywhere on earth right now. Too much unrest: people need to take more naps. Please, do it for the children.
9. Though some museums may be created or designed with divine intent, there still may not be anything intelligent to be found in them.