No More Nurdles! They Kill Turtles!

An Environmentally friendly poem:

Ahem.

I see
floating out at sea
plastic pre-production industrial pellets
as far as the eye can see.

What are they?
NURDLES

And now there's animals swimming around
nabbing the plastic from the surface
choking and dying
TURTLES ARE EATING THE NURDLES!

We've got to stop the nurdles
even though it seems like there's a lot of hurdles
do it for the turtles
before their poor insides curdle

I've run out of wordles (that rhyme with nurdles)

Nurdles are actually real, believe it or not; they are the main component of the giant plastic/trash globs out in the ocean. Google them and ye shall not be disappointed.

Seriously, why did they have to call them "nurdles"? Now we're going to just sound crazy. I can picture a crowd of Greenpeace picketers outside a governmental building with signs and chants that go: "No more nurdles! They kill turtles!"